Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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