just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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