After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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