I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it glows. i had to have it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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