you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
