Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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