it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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