So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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