Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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