this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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