Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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