What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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