Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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