I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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