Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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