I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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