its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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