ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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