do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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