she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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