sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Come share oat with me in your robe
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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