apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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