OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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