dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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