I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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