how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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