I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
