But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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