hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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