called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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