its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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