No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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