Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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