she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize