I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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