But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Swine flu is the new snow day.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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