we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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