that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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