my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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