Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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