shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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