isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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