epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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