Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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