I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm like, not good at living.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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