it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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