forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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