question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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