Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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