problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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