Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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