nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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