I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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