I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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